pUNK tUBA

Punk Tuba. Never really caught on, did it? I think it's a shame. I would have liked to have seen that.
"LISTEN UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR...." Brrb BBRrrb BRB BBRRP...
"MY SPIT VALVE IS FULL OF WHISKEY!!!" BrrBP BrrbB BRRB...
I wonder why it never happened. Probably the stage diving.
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!" Brrpb BRRrp BRrp...CRASH!
A tuba will really fuck with your mohawk if it lands on you.

Marching bands are fucked up, man.
"Okay people, we're going to play this next number as we form the shape of a bear's penis. Here we go..." LOUIE LOUIE, OH YEAH, WE GOTTA GO, YEAH YEAH...
"Woodwinds! You're the scrotum!" LOUIE LOUIE, OH YEAH...
"This next one's called 'I wish my acne was pussy' One, Two, Three, Four..."
Brrpb BRRB BrrpB...