The Great Blizzard of 06

It's here. It's here!!!!!! The Great Blizzard of 06!!! Run! Hide! Eat the children. Fourteen inches of packed powder later, I'm out of things to do/think about. Maybe I'll watch the Olympics. The Olympics are funny: a bunch of sports you would never think about watching until they're part of the Olympics. Figure Skating? HELL YEAH! LUGE LUGE GODAMMIT LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!! What's Bode Miller going to do? I can't believe Micheele Kwan is out! That little motherfucker that looks like Carrot-top--y'know--that snowboarder kid!! WHAT'S HE ALL ABOUT!?!?!?! Doping? Really? HOLY SHIT! THE OLYMPICS ARE AWESOME!! GO AMERICA!! sorry. i'm all set, now.
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