Humid Christmas

I've never liked Valentine's Day. It's such a made up holiday. A bunch of executives from Hallmark, FTD and Whitman's Chocolate got together and did a circle jerk onto a piece of cardboard, folded in half and BLA-DOW! Valentine's Day card!!
When I lived in Michigan, there was a holiday called Sweetest Day. It appeared to me to be the exact same thing as Valentine's Day. That's kinda bullshit, isn't it? I mean why not make another Christmas? It could be in August and we could call it Humid Christmas:

"Happy Humid Christmas, Rick."

"The same to you, Chad."

"Thanks."

"Hey Chad..."

"Yes Rick?"

"You're an asshole."