Skip to my Lou.
I was just thinking about skipping. Why do kids skip? When do we stop skipping? When does skipping become inappropriate? At what age, I mean? And who the hell is Lou, anyway!?!? Wouldn't it be cool if we still skipped as adults? Just on our way to work in a full skip, "La La La..."
What if a policeman were chasing a bad guy and they were both skipping? Can you go faster skipping rather than running? Hmmm...
"This is officer 5463--I'm in pursuit of a white male skipping south on Broadway! I need backup!"
Two more officers join in the skip...WOO WOO WOO WOO (sirens)
That's it! I'm bringing back skipping. It's a movement. I'm starting a movement. People will say, "Get out of my shop you lousy skippers!"
and I'd be all, "Settle down old man! I'll cut you!"
What if a policeman were chasing a bad guy and they were both skipping? Can you go faster skipping rather than running? Hmmm...
"This is officer 5463--I'm in pursuit of a white male skipping south on Broadway! I need backup!"
Two more officers join in the skip...WOO WOO WOO WOO (sirens)
That's it! I'm bringing back skipping. It's a movement. I'm starting a movement. People will say, "Get out of my shop you lousy skippers!"
and I'd be all, "Settle down old man! I'll cut you!"
posted by vino henchman at 6:38 PM
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